with a taxi driver
Taxi driver " so are you married"
Me wondering why the hell they ask me that - " err no am divorced" and why I answer I will never know.
Taxi Driver " divorced! why, should not divorce!"
Me - " he wasnt a very nice person, beat me and cheated alot of people"
Taxi Driver - " Its ok what! husband and wife sure got problem, its ok once in a while he beat you"
Taxi driver was a an older male...
Colleague 1 - "people say I look very strict"
Colleague 2 - " You? No way, your face too soft, People sure dont think that way about u"
Me - " No way, you have a baby face"
Colleague 1 - " really! I thought I have that bitch face" (Colleague 1 is male by the way)
Me - " no you dont. Thats me, I have the resting bitch face....
Colleague 1 - giggles " actually Yah you do"
Me - !!!!???